Wednesday, April 20, 2011

311 - Resolve not to fail JET


MICKEY! Mickey... oh, poor Mickey. It appears that during the FLASHBACK you've drowned a goodly number of your REGRETS in ALCOHOL, completely draining both the RUM and GROG. Why? Why is all the RUM gone?

You neither can not nor will not allow the same dire fate to befall JET*. She will not become another CASUALTY in this WAR, this WAR we call LIFE. With renewed VIGOR and DETERMINATION, you retake the CAUSE to find her and resolve (quite strongly) not to fail her, not to fail anyone ever again! You will make THOSE who took HER pay! Pay significant MONETARY (and possibly PHYSICAL) DAMAGES for PSYCHOLOGICAL (and possibly PHYSICAL) DAMAGES!

Time to suit up for WAR!


And what else would your MISTRESS do? Well, she made that awe-inspiring "THE STYLIZER" weapon she always wields. You should make a WEAPON for yourself based solely on what's on HAND! Or on HOOF, even!

Here goes....

BEHOLD TEH THUNDERBUSS!


Good HEAVENS, how drunk are you? It's not very effective....

>Wear TRAFFIC CONE as HAT



*The dire fate is referencing Mickey's death by abandonment, not the lack of Rum. This may or may not be an important plot point; I don't know, I've kind of given up on keeping track of plot points. We're on... Pirate... Island now? Playing a stuffed bison? Oh man, even this footnote is getting off topic.

4 comments:

Chaud said...

Attempt to establish plot! its not very effective..... pass out and let something weird happen

Nixa said...

Regain CONSCIOUSNESS and remember what you were doing. Try to establish plot again. BEGIN PERPETUAL LOOP.

Nixa said...

(((referring to Chaud's post)))

mooman72v2 said...

Wear TRAFFIC CONE as HAT.

Interrogate CITIZENS for INFORMATION as to WHEREABOUTS of JET.