Thursday, February 3, 2011

264 - Be forced NORTH


HENRY THE SKELETAL BOUNCER has had quite enough of your drunken and/or disorderly behavior and informs you that he will be ejecting you from the BAR post haste! As the PUMPKIN GUY glares at you crushingly with a CRUSHING GLARE, HENRY shoves you into the MEN'S RESTROOM to tidy up, telling you that he won't let you out until you're decent. He tosses the PINK SHORTS, PING PONG BALL and PING PONG PADDLE in after you.

Man, you've really got to get your stuff in order!

You are now in the MEN'S RESTROOM. A closed STALL and two URINALS are on the wall to the NORTH, while the WEST end of the room sports SINKS and a long MIRROR. Nearby is a TRASH BIN, a PLUNGER, and a HOT AIR DISPENSER. Two VENTS are high up on the WALL. A ZOMBIE--- oh bother. You and ZOMBIES don't get along terribly well, on account of your oversized and supposedly quite delicious BRAIN. He hasn't spotted you yet, thank Science.

And for some reason, you have an urge to brush your TEETH.

>Don SHORTS & search

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Put on PINK SHORTS and Search TRASH CAN

CageyJay said...

New room! *Dry-scrubs hands gleefully.*

Avoiding ZOMBIE:
Look in UNDERSINK CABINETS
Search TRASH (like anonymous says)
Check HOT AIR DISPENSER
Check STALL
Check VENTS for looseness
Combine URINAL CAKE and PLUNGER with PING PONG PADDLE to shape screwdriver to access VENTS


...but what to do about the ZOMBIE... Lock yourself in the STALL and talk to ZOMBIE?

Shar said...

Enter stall, then WEAR PINK SHORTS.