JILL: AND I'LL GIVE THE SAME TO ANY NINJAS I ENCOUNTER BECAUSE I HATE THEM ALL!
You steal his MASCARA and head NORTH, leaving the GOTH PIRATE lying on the GROUND grasping his... EXISTENTIAL SADNESS.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
330 - Point out that THOSE THINGS will kill HIM
You slowly turn to face the GOTH PIRATE, your hidden HAND nervously gripping the HANDLE of the STYLIZER. You squint at HIM. He squints at YOU. You both glance around surreptitiously.
JILL: Those things will kill you---
GOTH: Yeah, life is pain, sister.
JILL: You didn't let me finish. If they don't kill you... I might.
GOTH: I'd be scared, but the only emotion I know is existential sadness.
JILL: Well you'll be feeling the dank miasma of me kicking you in the nads if you don't get to the point. What do you want?
GOTH: Fine, fine, whatever. You didn't hear this from me, but a certain ninja gave me a message for you.
JILL: I don't... I don't know any ninjas.
GOTH: Well this one knows you, says you owe him a favor.
JILL: I don't owe anyone anything!
GOTH: I'm just passing on a message, sister. He said to pay him a visit. He's locked up in the island penitentiary, up north and east from here.
JILL: I'll keep that in mind. Consider the message delivered.
GOTH: Whatever. Life is pain.
JILL: SO IS THIS CONVERSATION!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
329 - Go NORTH, find FINAL PIRATE CANDIDATE
Well, this BATTLE seems to be a great little STALEMATE and looks to continue as such for some time to come. FUN is fun, but it's time to get down to the SERIOUS BUSINESS of finding the third and final PIRATE CAPTAIN in the running for PIRATE LORD. Since he isn't immediately visible here in the TOWN SQUARE he must be to the NORTH. (You're like a DETECTIVE!)
As you scoop up three moar NINJA STARS and proceed up the ALLEY, you hear SOMEONE whispering and trying to get your ATTENTION. It seems the GOTH PIRATE has something to say to you.
What do you do?
Monday, June 6, 2011
328 - Recapitulate!
Man, it feels like you've been shooting across that river for two weeks! Let's go over what we've been up to recently.
- You woke up on the SHORE.
- You went to a LIGHTHOUSE and talked to some PIRATES who filled you in on LOCAL EVENTS.
- You walked into TOWN and found out about the UPCOMING PIRATE LORD ELECTION.
- You met STEELWOOD CORSAIR and agreed to help him win the ELECTION.
- You met MANBREATH THREEPLANK and agreed to help him win the ELECTION.
- You... passed out.
- You woke up and went out to explore more of the TOWN.
- You blasted away across the RIVER* and then got to this RECAP!
Hooray! Time to get back down to BUSINESS. What should you do next?
*Specifically, you blasted away at some NINJA, some of whom recently killed the former PIRATE LORD.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Andrew: Meet NEW NEIGHBORS
Maybe it would be better to stay inside the APARTMENT... and get back to JET'S PLOTLINE.
Yeah, let's do that for MONDAY.
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