Wednesday, August 23, 2017

432 - Be PEDANTIC

You point out that the ERRATA clearly states (under the LUCHADOR heading) that:
...the party of the first part (referred to hereafter as the party of the first part) when playing, helming, manning, womaning, or candaemoning a party of luchadors (hereafter referred to as luchador battleband), must enunciate, illuminate, and/or elucidate the full, unabridged, unabbreviated name of the luchador model within the luchador battleband in its original language of origin (i.e., Spanish, Espanol, or Sanskrit) and the name of the luchador model within the luchador battleband's luchador move, maneuver, or moveuver in its original language of origin (i.e., Spanish, Espanol, or Sanskrit) to the party of the second part (i.e., the opponent, friend, enemy, or fropponent) in each instance where a move, move-like action, or maction is undertaken within the confines, boundaries, or officially-sanctioned confoundaries of the game, battle, or skirmish between the party of the first part (as the party of the first part) and the party of the second part (as the party of the second part)....
The RULE continues through two more subsections, a clause, and a subordinate coda.

Your OPPONENT's MORALE takes 15 damage as the GAME begins.

>Let the GAMES begin

3 comments:

Ray Yaegle said...

Hope the MERC-BOT finds this room on the road to his POTTED PLANT FACTION QUEST before the game ends.

PLAY GAME.

Spareparts said...

Snipe the LUCHADOR GEEZER with the CANE. A BATTLEBAND LUCHADOR must have some wicked skills to reach that ripe old age in his line of work. PRIORITY TARGET!

Tom said...

amuse yourself with the THOUGHT that the USELESS SCHOLAR'S AUTONOMOUS DRONING would actually be useful here

mispronounce and use the wrong NAMES for your opponents' LUCHADORS (the RULES don't say anything about that) in a constant attempt to confuse him into making a MISTAKE