Wednesday, June 28, 2017

408 - Panic, learn HORRIBLE TRUTH

DAVE informs you that the PUNCH contains a healthful amount of FLUORIDE, which helps to protect your TEETH. He pockets his TOOTHBRUSH and heads towards the door to the WEST.

You realize that you were panicking for nothing. DAVE'S a GREAT GUY.

DAVE informs you that the DUCT TAPE is in the BOILER ROOM, just a few screens away. He says he'll wait for you on the LANDING outside of the BREAK ROOM, but you can feel free to poke around, eat CAKE, or do whatever in here before joining him. What a GREAT GUY!

DAVE goes WEST, leaving you alone. What do you do?


Tom said...

Check the RESET TIMER, did the TIME just increase?

Proceed to the NEXT ROOM (after retrieving DEMI-PIKE/CRUTCH)

Andrew said...

Thanks to the power of ORWELLIAN RETCON, the RESET TIMER has always been correctly showing 54:54. It has never shown 55:56. Also, we have always been at war with Eastasia.

Anonymous said...

Eat some CAKE before leaving.