113 - Name Get!

You introduce yourself as JILL ELYSIA THUNDERSON, or JET for short. This has always been your name. You briefly consider naming the TEDDY BISON in honor of your friend CAD, but you opt to name him LIEUTENANT M. BISON instead. One does not simply begin their career as a GENERAL, after all.  The good lieutenant admires your choice and falls hopelessly in love with you.

YOU GOT: A NAME!

YOU GOT: THE TEDDY BISON'S NAME!

YOU GOT: M. BISON'S UNDYING AFFECTION!

That was easy. Now, what should you and your friend do next in your slowly flooding chamber?

>Get to the BUTTON

110-112 Search for a DUCK with ALL THE ANSWERS

110 - Search for a DUCK with ALL THE ANSWERS

You are confused as to where you are, what you're doing here, how you got here, why there's such an odd assortment of items nearby, and who might have the answers to all these questions. Heh, maybe a DUCK. Hehehe. You wonder why that just popped into your head. You--- what was that? Hmm? Nothing? OK, nevermind. Anyway, you humor yourself and half-seriously search for a--- was that a DUCK? Hmm? No? Weird.

111 - Chip away at CRACK with SCREWDRIVER

There is a small CRACK on the wall over the TABLE with a small amount of WATER leaking through. You decide to poke at it to test the strength of the walls and see if you can dig your way out. You pick up the SCREWDRIVER off of the floor, jump up, and really jam hard into the CRACK.

Uh oh.

You realize that this might not have been the best idea. More WATER is coming in through the CRACK. It isn't flowing too quickly, but you get the feeling that removing the SCREWDRIVER or just chillaxin' for too long without escaping might end your adventure with a flooded room. And you can't let that TEDDY BISON drown. Or YOURSELF, while you're thinking about it.

112- Introduce YOURSELF to TEDDY BISON (WITHOUT HORNS)

You approach the MAJESTIC CREATURE and smile at it warmly. While it doesn't respond outwardly, you can tell that you share a special KINSHIP, and that a FRIENDSHIP will blossom between you in time as you go on GRAND ADVENTURES, face MORTAL PERIL together, and learn the TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP.

You sense that the TEDDY BISON is silently asking to know your name. It's a dang good question! What is your name? And (dang!) while we're at it, the TEDDY BISON seems to want you to give IT a name as well! What are each of your NAMES?

>NAME GET!

109 - Wake Up

You are in a damp and leaking room. In the room is a BED and a TABLE with a HAIRDRYER. On the floor there is a TRAFFIC CONE, a GARDEN HOSE, some JUGS OF WATER, a LADDER, a SCREWDRIVER, and a TEDDY BISON (WITHOUT HORNS). There is only one DOOR out of the room, but there is also a THICK WINDOW over the BED and two small VENTS.

>Search for a DUCK with ALL THE ANSWERS

108 - Hallucinate

Your visions begin with what appears to be a hastily thrown together TEDDY-ELEPHANT-MECHA-DINOSOAUR. It is clearly evidence of a substantial mental imbalance (probably from the drink). You get the distinct impression, however, that your visions are just getting warmed up, and your next vision, already in development, will be much more substantial and much more relevant. It... it just needs more time....

>Wake Up

107 - Get and Drink BEVERAGE

First things first. You hastily sketch out an ILLUSTRATION on your BORROWED PEANUT INFOGRAPH, describing what happened last time you partook of a MULE KICK product. You ask if that's normal and, if so, which kind was it? LARS responds by stating--- well, here's LARS.

LARS: I'd say that was some MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION that you had.

RHYS: But it was in a normal MULE KICK CLASSIC CAN!

LARS: Well, I guess a... ReTCON is in order, then.

RHYS: A what?

LARS: A ReTCON. For us it stands for "REcall The Contaminated Orders, Nerd." Obviously, the ROKKITEERS tampered with our products in the hope of damaging (or killing off) our MARKET SHARE. They must have put the very dangerous POTION in a CLASSIC CAN. We'll go... fix that... momentarily.

RHYS: I accept that ReTCON without a second thought. A'ight, pass me a MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION.

LARS: Really? After what happened last time?

RHYS: Why do you think I want it? Pass it!

YOU GOT: MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION

YOU USE: MULE KICK HALLUCINOGENIC VISION POTION

GWC: I've said it before and I'll say it again. He is a strange little man.

>Hallucinate