Tuesday, November 30, 2010

229 - Go EAST


You pass into the next room and... it's dark. It's really dark. This seems to be some kind of FOYER, and there's... something hanging above you.... but you can't tell what it is. Since the HAUNTED HOUSE'S power is back on (according to the CONFEDERBOT in the LOBBY), this must be part of the attraction. Still, you can't see a thing.

What do you do?

Monday, November 29, 2010

228 - Look at PUDDLE, then UP


Hey, was that PUDDLE there before? You head over, standing directly next to it and looking down, otherwise oblivious to your ENVIRONMENT.

It's some sort of... dark LIQUID. Looks familiar, but you don't really want to put a finger on it. Could it be bl----meh, probably not. Where did it come from? Hmm. Maybe it has something

to do...

with those...

dripping...

noises...

You look UP!

NOOOOOOOOO!


UGLY RECESSED LIGHTING!

That is the ugliest RECESSED LIGHTING arrangement that you have ever seen. It... it's just terrible. It doesn't match anything else in the room, it's too obtrusive, and it goes against everything that the CROWN MOLDING was working to build. Gah. Ugly.

Anyway, nothing else of interest up there.

Things here seem done so it's time to throw caution to the wind and go EAST. Better bring the HAND TRUCK for.... defensive purposes. Hopefully you have some HAND TRUCK COMBAT SKILLZ. However, that is doubtful.

The HAUNTED HOUSE CONFEDERBOT pipes up as you pass.

CBOT: T-t-t-t-ticket?
RHYS: Tickets? I don't need no tickets! I don't have to show you any stinkin' tickets!

And you book it EAST before the HAUNTED HOUSE CONFEDERBOT can object further. This is obviously the most sensible course of action.

Friday, November 26, 2010

228a - Grr....

New update at some point over the weekend (if I get a suggestion or two), or on Monday otherwise. Hope y'all had a happy Turkey Day! Or if you're not American, a happy November 25th!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

226 - Loiter, eat PRETZELS


Man, it's been forever since you ate something. Thankfully, you grabbed that bag of PRETZELS when you were back behind the COUNTER. You can't... remember grabbing them... actually... but hey, free PRETZELS!

Nom nom nom.

Glancing back there behind the COUNTER, it also looks like you broke the BROOM for some reason. Hmm. Also, you thought you grabbed the SPRAY BOTTLE and LIGHTER, but... apparently not. Just the delicious PRETZELS.

Nom nom nom nom.

Oh, and hey, that weird DRIPPING NOISE stopped when the power came on. Or maybe you can't hear it over the noises of the powered up HAUNTED HOUSE. But it was probably just your IMAGINATION.... That's probably it.

(nom nom nom nom nom)