Wednesday, September 1, 2010

175 - FINISH IT ALREADY


Cadungery deals 4 damage to Candimp (2)!
MAGE BOLT uses 1 Mana! (9/25 Mana)


Paddington deals 9 damage to Candimp (2)!
Candimp (2) is slain!

 
The Grizzled Warrior uses his Finishing Move!




Omnislash deals a metric crap ton of damage to Cyborg Candimp!
The Cyborg Candimp is slain!


You have emerge victory the battle!

Monday, August 30, 2010

174 - Cast MAGE BOLT


Cadungery deals 6 damage to Candimp (1)!
Candimp (1) is slain!
MAGE BOLT uses 1 Mana! (10/25 Mana)


Paddington reloads "ISHMAEL"!


Candimp (2) deals 3 damage to Cad!
Cad is at 9/18 HP!


Cyborg Candimp uses LASER EYE!
But Grizzled Warrior defends with REFLECT!
Grizzled Warrior deals 7 damage to Cyborg Candimp!
Cyborg Candimp isn't looking too hot!
(Unless you count the Laser! Which literally "looks" and "is hot"!)
(The pun deals 1 damage to Grizzled Warrior!)
(The Grizzled Warrior is at ??/?? HP!)

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

(Long) Weekend Filler


REAL LIFE'S ATTACK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

BUSY CAUSES ANDREW TO BE STUNNED UNTIL MONDAY!

IT'S WICKED AWFUL!

>X

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

173 - Cast WAVE POOL!


It's not very effective...
(Since they're on an upper floor with only a railing separating them from a big opening to below.)
Aquatic Creatures gain a +0 Bonus!
WAVE POOL uses 2 Mana! (11/25 Mana)


Candimp (1) deals 4 damage to Cad!
Cad is at 12/18 HP!


Paddington deals 6 damage to Candimp (1)!


Candimp (2) attacks Paddington!
Candimp (2) misses!


Cyborg Candimp deals 9 damage to Grizzled Warrior!
The Grizzled Warrior is at ??/?? HP!


Grizzled Warrior deals 12 damage to Cyborg Candimp!

Monday, August 23, 2010

172 - Go EAST

You head EAST and arrive in VERY LARGE ROOM decorated in a kind of NOUVEAU MEDIEVAL STYLE, based loosely on NEO-CASTELLAN REVIVAL SENSIBILITIES, merged with a DISTINCTIVE FAUX-"JE NE SAIS QUOI" that speaks volumes about the designers' OBJECTIVES and SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT.

However, you don't have time for any of that CRAP. Little IMP GUYS infest this portion of the room as well, three of them (that you can see). Two of them are accosting a noble TEDDY WHALE (who bears a PURSE and a STRING OF PEARLS) while a third, watching with a CYBORG EYE from the stairs above, has spotted YOU and your PARTY. He bellows to his CRONIES to prepare a suitable DEATH for you. The poor STUFFED SEA CREATURE, being a rough approximation of a NORMAL SEA CREATURE, seems quite unable to defend herself on LAND (or CASTLE FLOOR, as the case may be (and is)).

She mews at you miserably.

(PADDINGTON, blessed with a remarkable sense of smell, determines from the WHALE'S PHEROMONES that she is (sniff, sniff)... afraid, but also (sniff, sniff)... rich, single, and... (sniff, sniff, sniff) emotionally available. And you know, in the right light... she might even be cute....)


>Cast WAVE POOL