Wednesday, September 27, 2017

444 - Read harder!

Speed reading intensifies!

Apparently, playing a certain TUNE on a PAN FLUTE can bring back those afflicted with CLAY GOLEM ZOMBIE THING to their senses. While the BOOK does not say what the TUNE is, you feel confident that you can rule out that smash hit, "POPCORN."

Additionally, either a poultice, unguent, cerate, or emollient made from a specific plant, Pottus nepenthes, can temporarily stall the progress of conversion into one of those... THINGS, possibly giving time to find a final CURE. But where could you possibly find such a SPECIMEN as this?

Is all HOPE lost? All of it? Even that little bit you were saving for later?

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Search the library for POTTUS NEPENTHES. Debate weather to use it on yourself or MARK/MATT.

Ray Yaegle said...

Use it on yourself, obviously.

Spareparts said...

There's enough for EVERYONE.

Tom said...

apply POULTICE to MARK and YOURSELF

combine PAN FLUTE, SWEET COMPUTER BOOK LIKE PENNY HAD ON INSPECTOR GADGET, and TOTALLY EXPLICABLE 1337 HACKING SKILLS to make DEVICE THAT RAPIDLY PLAYS ALL POSSIBLE PAN FLUTE MUSIC UNTIL CURE IS FOUND