Monday, September 25, 2017

443 - Read BOOKS

You try to pawn off some of the reading onto the wounded MARK and the grieving TOURIST (FEMALE). Neither seems very interesting in reading on account of being wounded and grieving, respectively. You still leave the BOOK OF PUNs with MARK, just sort of propping it on his FACE. Maybe it can cheer him up?

Still you have all of the rest of the BOOKS to go through. This calls for some serious speed reading, since reading all of them is very likely impossible. You have to try!

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4 comments:

Ray Yaegle said...

Discover the CURE is an herbal poultice from the local POTTED PLANTS. Start a FACTION WAR that inevitably pits SCHOLAR against MERCENARY.

Anonymous said...

Speed read level two: Speed Readier!

Tom said...

learn that PAN FLUTE MUSIC can impede CLAY-ZOMBIE-ISM, as well as GUINEA PIGS

wonder where your PAN FLUTE went

note the ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE put MATT in place of MARK'S NAME in the PREVIOUS UPDATE

Andrew said...

Maybe MARK's middle name is MATT?

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No, I'm sorry. It's not MATT. His middle name is CLIVE. (It's canon now!)